Truth behind this picture: A defiant ANNE ROBINSON insists this startling photo of her this week was plain unfair. Just look at me 12 hours later, she says. That's why everyone's begging for my surgeon's name

The 71-year-old presenter was pictured looking puffy leaving a London salon at 8am on Monday (left). 



Just 12 hours later, she was photographed looking entirely different at the V&A (right). Comparing the two pictures, writes ANNE ROBINSON, is a handy way to illustrate a universal and irreversible truth. For every 10,000 women in the afternoon of their years, there are probably fewer than a handful who can walk out without their slap: