All aboard the louche ship Leo! Flown in from all over the globe, the flimsily clad supermodels and murky millionaires partying to help DiCaprio save the planet!

Nothing says ‘Let’s save the planet for the little people’ quite like Leonardo DiCaprio flying a bevy of models into Saint-Tropez and sticking them on a luxury 300ft yacht.

Add in a black-tie fundraiser in a French vineyard with perennial do-gooder Bono, famous receiver of dodgy diamonds Naomi Campbell, and a smattering of other party-hard pals, and you have the perfect modern charity bash.

The Leonardo DiCaprio Foundation Annual Gala To Fund Climate And Biodiversity Projects — to give it its full title — was a rum affair this week.