A Polish company has set up a crowd-funding page to raise money for a new brand of beer which it claims will be made with bacteria taken from a woman's vagina.
The Order of Yoni - which takes its name from the Sanskrit word for vagina - is asking for £118,000 (150,000 Euros) to launch 'Bottled Instinct', a drink which contains the 'quintessence of femininity'.
A post on crowd-sourcing website Indie Go Go claims the beer will be made from the 'lactic acid bacteria' of Czech model Alexandra Brendlova, who appears in the adverts in negligee.
However there are only vague references to the brewing process on the website and it is unclear whether the bacteria - lactobacillus - can be used to make beer.
The post reads: 'Using hi-tech of microbiology, we isolate, examine and prepare lactic acid bacteria from vagina of unique woman [sic].' It later states that the final product will be 'clean and healthy'.
The crowd-sourcing page also includes a hyper-sexual pitch to potential financiers.
It reads: 'Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice.
'Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beer
'The golden drink brewed with her lure, grace and flavored with instincts. Imagine the beer of which every sip is a randez-vous with this hot woman of your dreams… she hugs you and kiss you gently, looking straight into your eyes… How much would you give for that beer?'
The makers claim the 150,000 Euros will allow them to brew six batches of 16,600 beers each, with funds going towards the 'brewing process, ingredients and bottles' decorations'.
The money will also cover the 'model's reward' and a budget for the 'perks' offered to investors. However, there is no detail provided as to the breakdown of the costs.
They have raised 95 Euros so far.
Producers claim the first 'Bottled Instinct' will be 'only the beginning' for the brewery.
They propose a 'blond ale' made with the 'vaginal lactic acid bacteria of a blond-haired model or celebrity', and a 'BDSM ale' made with the vaginal lactic acid bacteria of red-head or brunette'.
Last year it emerged that a PhD student at the University of Wisconsin had used her own vaginal yeast to make yoghurt. Cecilia Westbrook tried the 'she-made' yoghurt and said it had a 'sour taste'.
However, the US Federal Drug Administration’s Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition said that 'vaginal secretions are not considered "food" and may transmit human disease'.
Fermentation expert Michael Tonsmeire, founder of the Mad Fermantationist blog, also pointed out a woman had previously developed a bread recipe that used her own vaginal yeast.
Commenting on The Order of Yoni's claims, Mr Tonsmeire said: 'Lactobacillus certainly can produce acid from simple sugars in a low hopped wort' but said that type of bacteria 'don't make especially distinct flavours'.
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